It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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