Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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