:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
