They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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