Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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