how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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