Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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