It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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