Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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