Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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