I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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