You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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