I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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