Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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