I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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