What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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