i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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