Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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