Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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