Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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