idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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