i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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