I must be too annoying 4 u.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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