You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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