how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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