This girl is more easily done than said...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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