Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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