I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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