This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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