She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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