It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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