But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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