i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I am available for nakedness
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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