): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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