totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
