How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
