ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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