But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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