My brain says no but my pants say off.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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