new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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