god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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