Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
