Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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