Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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