At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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