You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We were destined to go to rehab together
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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