Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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