the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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