Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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