Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Its about making memories worth repressing
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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