My brain says no but my pants say off.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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