No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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