i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If I had your ass I would rule the world
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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